Oh Brit-Brit! And all your F.L.U.F.F.ster fans! Can I tell you what I really think? I mean....what I really, really think? Ok, well if you want the real reasons, here they are.

First of all....she's fake. In both senses. Every other body part recycled, reduced, or reused; she has the I.Q. of a bean sprout. OK...that was a little generous, but you get the idea. She thinks that she's talented. She's a cake-eater (someone who gets whetever they want because of who they sleep with... erm...know). She's two-faced: on one hand, she the innocent little school girl teenaged role model; on the other hand, she's a "fashionably daring" human being that is eager to impress. The breast elargements and current butt and stomach reductions don't help! She's automatically put into the place of a role model, accepts it, then does all these ... *eeeeee-vil* things to make us hate her. And STILL has the audacity to act INNOCENT! What's that?

And besides...what's up with the little obessesion with N Sync? She talks about them ALL the time! She's wither saying "um", "I love N Sync", or "No, I didn't have breast enhancements". Ok, Bitchney...what's next? Clinton?

And does she own any clothes other than those damn half sweater tops and Khaki cargo pants?? Someone let me know. And for once, could you PLEASE do a live performance...LIVE? I mean, we've heard enough studio-assisted, pre-recorded, slightly-rearranged tapes of your songs for you to lip sync to! And they aren't even your songs.... But, I guess that's what happen when you analyze Bubble Gum music.

Speaking of analyzing music; coming from a group of musical geniuses in our own rights (Jenny and Aleasa :) ...hehehe), there are a few questions we'd like to pose. WHAT KIND OF LACED CRACK WERE THE PRODUCERS AT JIVE SMOKING WHEN THEY SIGNED THIS BITCH? Did they forget to check for talent? Of course, in this society, talent no longer matters. As long as you're a young "beautiful" girl (whose standards are these, anyway?) and are willing to advertise sex as subtly as possible...you're a hit. Damn conformists. Anyway, that's a whole other webpage...

Where did her talent go? I mean, If she could stay on one pitch for a whole verse, I'd become her fan. Did anyone ELSE notice that her pitch is changed every line or so? I thought it was just me. Well, anyway. Don't trip. I'm opinionated. Deal with it.

by sweetlilgrrl