Who's the coolest famous person you've met? Jack Nicholson. Where did you meet him? The Playboy mansion. What in HELL were you doing there bitchney? There was a party. an orgy.

You were at the Playboy mansion? It was just like a Valentine's party. Oh, VALENTINE'S DAY? There were tons of people there. It was a lot of fun. We got to get dressed up.then un-dressed up... And I saw him there and I was like, "Hi. Hello." And I said, "My name is Britney." And you know how he talks? And he was like, "Your name's Britty?" And I said, "No my name's Britney." And he goes, "Brandy?" I said, "No, my name's Britney!" And he's like, "Oh, Britney, nice to meet you." And I said, "Nice to meet you, too." He was so cool. He's that slow? And how is he the coolest if he said like five words to you. Ah.

You're always wearing clothes that show your belly. What the HELL kind of screwed up image are you trying to portray?
Really it's not a certain image I'm trying to portray. That's one of the things I like to do, you know. I dance and when you dance usually you wear less clothing and show your belly. No, YOU usually wear less clothing. Ah!!