Dammit! Ok, I walk into Costco and pick up the CD. Hell, it's like $10.99, why shouldn't I? I want to like her. This is what I see:

"OMG!" I thought to myself. "This looks totally familiar!" And it hit me. Debbie Gibson. Britney, you've ALREADY copied something? This is what Debbie Gibson's cover looked like:

Crap, bitchney. Why can't you do something on your own? That should've been my first clue. Of course, "special" me didn't follow my conscience. I got what I deserved. This is what I think about the CD. No jokes, no sarcasm. This is serious (LoL...a little).

...baby, one more time Well, for the title track, I must say this is a weak song. I'm only gonna say this once, because it's a running theme throughtout the CD. She cannot sing...she's nasal. While she can hold a tune and a pitch (sorta), she CANNOT sing. She doesn't have a GOOD voice. With that said.... You don't HAVE to accept songs that suck, you know, Brit. Well anyway...I do like the song itself. Makes me dance. I like mocking her at Great America in the Studios (Jenny! LoL) But this is not a song I'd recommend for someone who wants to listen to good music...

you drive me crazy This song has an amazing resemblance to N Sync's "U Drive Me Crazy" (You drive me crazy ? Why are you messing with my mind...) That's kind of annoying. I try not to listen to it. Not to mention the fact that on the single, one of the mixes is just that nasal girl saying "the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving..." over, and over and over again. It's enought to drive you mad, I tell you! You THINK she's gonna say "but I can't feel the ground." But NO! Just "the earth is moving...the earth is moving...the earth is moving..." ARUGH!

sometimes *blpth* This is a gross song. I like to sing along with it. It's sorta gross....because of the subject. She doesn't want him to get close. ARUGH! That's frustrating. I hate that little "a-cause it sounds..." Did anyone else notice that? I hate that! And I hate how you can hear like, every breath on the song. I give up. She's going for that innocent thing here, again. Like she really wants to move so slow. I think her most used pick-up line is "I haven't done YOU yet...."

soda pop This is the first in a series of songs that I skip whenever I listen to the CD. I cannot understand a WORD that dude is saying....or her for that matter. I hate songs like that. I can't even say anything about this song...I hate this. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

born to make you happy As the second song I regularly skip, when I hear this song, I think of crackheads...axes and chasing Barbies down quiet neighborhood streets. It's so berating .... There's no way she can talk herself out of the phrase ::born to make you happy::, none. Ladies that are fans, don't EVER think that you were born to make anyone happy...Not anyone but yourself. Ew! She's crawling back to some guy and....ew! I can't stand that. -:-cries-:- What is this world coming to?

from the bottom of my broken heart On vocals, this song is, I think, her best. I don't really like the theme of this song, either, but I do like to sing along with it. It's got really good music but it isn't my favorite on the CD. Ug, this song is nice and her vocals are...not good. I wouldn't say that. I'd like to hear someone with a voice like Brandy's sing it. Yeah that would be so cool!

i will be there This song has such a familiar hook, but I DON'T KNOW what IT IS!!! It is so frustreating, I can't stand it! -:-cries-:- Ok, anyway...It's very choppy, I don't like it. Like, after every work, there's a breath. ARUGH. It's just annoying. It sound like she's trying WAAAAY hard. Of course, this is Stumpy we're talking about, so....

i will still love you Very cutesy. Who the hell is that singing with her?? It sounds like her...but moving on. -:-clears throat-:- I like the idea of the song...but it doesn't really match the beat. I mean, it's way too peppy to be a song about loving someone forever. That's annoying..the tempo changes and I HATE the key chage!!! Some of the lyrics are really easy to make fun of too....but I won't get into that. If anyone knows who that guys is, tell me!

thinkin' about you What the HELL are those little "ah...ah" thingies at the beginning? They suck! They're worse than nasal. -:-blpth-:- And this one has one of those familiar hooks too. I dunno! And she doesn't credit ANYONE in her "Thank Yous" so I don't know where it's from. I think I should write a strongly worded letter to her company. And WHY does she sing every part of the son in a different voice? We know it's her....does she want us to think she has backup singers? -:-shrugs-:-

email my heart I guess this song is my favorite...because of the music. I LOVE the music on this song :). It's written in my favorite key (-:-yay!-:-) I don't really like the lyrics of this song, though. The music ROCKS, but the lyrics are kinda...corny like Brit. This song is like a classic rock wannabe....It's too bad that it's not a real piano in the background. That makes me sad. Sound like she's got a cold. Maybe one of her mates had the flu. -:-coughs-:-

the beat goes on I stop listening to this song after the fisrt couple of measures or so. Ah....I didn't like Cher's and I don't like hers. If she'd chosen a better song or something. The music on thi song...the base is way too high. You can't understand anything she's saying. -:-blpth-:- That's frustrating.